Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Enchantments Applied: 160
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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