have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	2633	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

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so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ores Mined:	9654	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crops Grown:	1240	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Villages Defended:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Void Armor Forged:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mines Excavated:	2149
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.