HateWatchMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	424983	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	369

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	3380

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	205	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	7165

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Farms Harvested:	246	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ores Mined:	3006
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Love Letters Sent:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	253	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4275
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ores Mined:	689	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!