HateWatchMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Magical Girl or Mecha Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical girl transforming into a mecha – unexpected and totally awesome!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with magical powers or building giant mechas to protect your base from invaders. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs!

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockyBacheloretteFashion

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only dress code is your pixelated skin!

Join us and leave behind the stress of trying to fit into a barbie pink dress for your friend’s bachelorette party. On our server, you can wear whatever color you want, even if it’s not pink!

Forget about bridesmaids dictating your outfit choices, on our server, you’re the boss of your own style. Plus, with our tall-friendly pixelated world, you won’t have to worry about clothes not fitting right due to your height.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PleasureCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineCraftRealityCheck

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Have you ever had to accept the fact that you can’t tame a Creeper as your pet in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, not only can you tame Creepers, but you can ride them into battle against hordes of zombie pigs! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life and discover a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!). So come on, join us and embrace the insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Jihad: Life Sentence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have french jihadists running around causing chaos and blowing stuff up just like in charlie hebdo! you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon, maybe you’ll even get sentenced to life in prison for your shenanigans! join now for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Resuscitation Station

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Yo, you ever seen a llama ride a pig? Well, come join our server and witness the epic llama-pig rodeo extravaganza! We got flying squids, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, your wildest dreams will come true. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where gravity is optional and chickens rule the world? So come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1385
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Boring Internet Minecraft Server

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Tired of the same old boring internet? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some crazy fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So why settle for the same old boring internet when you can join our insane Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of chaos and laughter? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Let’s Talk Politics Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our server where we have intense political debates that make the real world look like child’s play. We have factions fighting over who gets control of the diamond mines, secret alliances forming behind the scenes, and even a presidential election where the winner gets to rule over the server with an iron fist (literally, if they choose to use iron weapons). So if you want to experience the thrill of Minecraft politics, join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate ruler of our crazy world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars

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Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where players fall asleep in the most bizarre places! From snoozing on top of a giant cactus to catching some Z’s in a bed made entirely of diamonds, our server is full of unexpected napping spots. Who knows, you might even doze off in the middle of a heated PvP battle or while riding a flying pig! Come join us for a sleepover like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AnimalEncounter: SafeWithFaves

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Picture this: You’re casually strolling through the lush forests of our Minecraft server, when suddenly, you come face to face with your favorite animal. But wait, it’s not just any ordinary encounter – oh no! This animal is actually your personal bodyguard, ready to protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

Imagine having a majestic unicorn by your side, using its magical horn to fend off any enemies that try to harm you. Or perhaps a ferocious dragon, breathing fire and scaring off any potential threats. Your safety is guaranteed on our server, thanks to our amazing animal companions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of having your favorite animal as your loyal protector. Who knows, you might even discover new and exciting creatures along the way. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!

we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.

we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?

join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Farms Harvested:	547	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Freaky Circus Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs in the game is the circus performers running amok! Join us at Cirque du Freak for a wild ride filled with clowns, acrobats, and maybe even a vampire or two.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a zombie juggling creepers while riding a unicycle? Or see a skeleton tightrope walking over a pit of lava? Only at Cirque du Freak, of course!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ringmaster is actually a shape-shifting Enderman who can teleport players to secret treasure-filled realms. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper King, who rules over the land with an explosive fist.

So come one, come all to Cirque du Freak, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for the clown zombies, they’re a real scream!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Georgian Block Party Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll meet more Georgians than you ever thought possible! Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world, where you’ll encounter Georgian villagers selling khachapuri, Georgian mobs singing traditional folk songs, and even a secret underground bunker where Stalin’s long-lost cousin resides. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this wacky world and expand your knowledge of Georgian culture – no cheating with Stalin, though!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoTouchyZoneMC

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy friends of your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about inappropriate massages or creepy comments! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted advances from weirdos. Plus, our community is full of English and Spanish players, so you’ll fit right in no matter where you’re from. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SMP_CraftyCustServDisaster

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Are you tired of terrible customer service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our admins are so dedicated to providing top-notch customer service that they once flew to a player’s house just to hand-deliver a stack of diamonds as an apology for a server crash. Join us for the most epic adventures, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous customer service stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	90