Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	649	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	New Chunks Explored:	987125
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	131
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3955	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Runes Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	523109	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Villages Defended:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!