Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mines Excavated:	1470
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Emeralds Found:	5248
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.