Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8731	Dimension Hops:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6300
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crops Grown:	3581	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Towns Built:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9748	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	3614

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.