Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	555	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3592	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3837
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Items Found:	1676
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Divine Spears Created:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.