Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	942

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	915	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runes Activated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4080
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.