Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Divine Spears Created:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	132
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	6387	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	126
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.