Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	332	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	8792
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchantments Applied:	78	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7664	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.