Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6548	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	5979
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Emeralds Found:	647	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Potions Brewed:	170	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
New Chunks Explored:	926395	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Villages Defended:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.