Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Emeralds Found:	4744

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3420	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3745	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	1567
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	165
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	73	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1987	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	201

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ores Mined:	4131
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!