Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Animals Bred:	142	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Farms Harvested:	198
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	99
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mines Excavated:	1252
Enchantments Applied:	95	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Star Shards Collected:	166	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	1988

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchantments Applied:	280	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.