Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Star Shards Collected:	252

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2397	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4464
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ores Mined:	6494	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	60
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3568
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.