Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Crops Grown:	4462	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crops Grown:	5618
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Potions Brewed:	147	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.