Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	863408	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4087	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	280
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crops Grown:	1932	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	101	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8161
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Farms Harvested:	781	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	7076
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.