Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9441	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4126
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	178
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1538	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Void Gems Collected:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).