Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	89
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9002	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	262	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mines Excavated:	1567	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8419	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!