Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9798	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Star Shards Collected:	180	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9281	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	137765
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	79
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	34

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4948

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.