Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	578326
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7060
Magic Items Found:	2814	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	8004
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6663	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	806	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Divine Spears Created:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!