Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	891	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Magic Items Found:	7645	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Towns Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Emeralds Found:	730

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!