Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	20215	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Items Found:	7888
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	914	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	5831

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5143	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	200
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Potions Brewed:	57
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.