Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bedstemors Verden

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Bedstemors Verden is a minecraft server that strives to engage the players and make everyone feel at home. Both beginner and experienced minecraft player. I run a semi-vanilla server without any major custom plugins, as I feel that Minecraft’s original vanilla factor makes the game not too complicated and helps promote friendships across the server. There is a survival world where Minecraft “beginner” has the opportunity to get to know the game without being killed by the monster all the time, but you still have to learn to survive, because the hunger is sneaking and the lava is still “hot” if you fall in.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkySoup.EU

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

SkySoup.EU is the Best SkyPvP Server 1.8.X – 1.12.X >>>> SkySoup.EU Join now <<<< Best SKyPvP server coming quickly! > SKYSOUP.EU – SkyPvP < Join quickly NOW! SkySoup is a SkyPvP server

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Palau network

Adventure, Survival

Server IP: 15.235.160.199:25696

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WOK

Creative, Economy, Towny

TOWNY – ECONOMY – FLY – BUILDNIGS – PVP – DANK MEMES – xd – plz play – am depressed – WE NEED STAFF –

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3314

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ModTownMC

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

This Servers is an SMP server with free fly and PVP arena. You can come and build your empire and even set up a shop to sell items. Forum at https://modtownmc.enjin.com/ Ranks available at buy.ModTownMC.org SPECIAL ADDITIONS to be added at later dates. Youtube and Twitch Ranks Available via application process.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crazymc

247, 4Fun, Arena Pvp

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🔥 CrazyMC🔥

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Who are we?

CrazyMC is India’s Best Minecraft Server

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal

And more gamemodes coming soon!

(HAHA NETWORK is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: CRAZY.MC-JOIN.COM

◆ Bedrock Port: 19133

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Animals Bred:	84
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

vanilla Isles

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This is a 100% Vanilla Minecraft server bringing you back to the roots of the game and thats to play with friends and experience the community.

Rules: * No Griefing *No Stealing *Don’t be too much of a dick(though we value freedom of speech) *Use common sense * Have Fun

(Just because the rule isn’t listed doesn’t mean you cant get banned for doing something you know is wrong)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Acemc

Box, Cracked, Custom Coded, Discord, Giveaways, PvP, Vote, Vote Rewards

Are you tired finding a premium well coded boxpvp server? here you are in the right place, We have custom mines, armors, weapons with Ability’s and much more! What are you waiting for? We are completely free and non pay to win! Join Now

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GalaxiaNetwork

Mini Games

Welcome to Galaxia! We are a fun community and are looking for more players like you!! We are excited to grow our server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Star Shards Collected:	289

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Balkancraft

Auction, Crates, Economy, PvP, Shop, Survival

INFORMATION SERVER

Hello, I think you are new to our server. You probably need help, here’s how I’ll help you. I’m BalkanCraft, the founder of this minecraft server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NightShadePvP

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

NightShadePvP is owned by BL0K, MLLAN, and CarterAimz_.

Here at NightShadePvP, we strive to make the best PvP experience for our players. This means that our development team and build team is hard at work while our staff team and administration are doing their jobs. Our AntiCheat is up to date with the latest detection methods, and our machine has all the latest software. We routinely improve our knockback and hit detection to ensure that our players are getting the best experience possible. Our DDOS protection is the best out there and most players get optimal ping to our servers. So, want to learn more?

Here is a basic rundown of all of our gamemodes:

Practice – This practice server is completely custom coded by the NightShadePvP development team and has an amazing variety of kits. There is also party matches, splits, and ranked 2v2’s so players never get bored!

UHC – Our UHC server is also custom coded and is advertised on Reddit. We usually get over 90 players in our UHC’s.

What are you waiting for! play.nightshadepvp.com!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crops Grown:	7823	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CubeAdventureNetwork

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Towny

CubeAdventureNetwork Towny Swedish minecraft server with Jobs/minigames and a lot more things =) We hope to see you in there so you can make a difference they add lots of fun stuff =)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Creative oracle

Anarchy, Modded, Multiplayer Survival

A modded survival server on version 1.20.1 centered around the mods Origins CreateMod Terralith and Applied Energetics.

Full modpack can be found here : https://mega.nz/file/uPA1DTrR#eaJZojjPHpyjobM4xqtCqMoM_MswNXT0NN18Q8ntoqY

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BLOCKY Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

BLOCKY Survival is aimed at mature players although we are well aware of the various ages that play the game and all ages are welcome to come and play.

Various plugins included like: GriefPrevention, jobs, mcMMO, shops, crates etc.

Come join us and have fun, make new friends and… survive!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nova Bloc

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

French-speaking Minecraft server. Evolutionary game mode. Everything is progressing on Nova Bloc. Both on the server side and on the player side. Here you will have the chance to explore the limits of what Minecraft has to offer. Your only limits will be your know-how and your imagination. Rewards System. Over time and achievements you will obtain Tokens which you can then exchange for various advantages. Additional Residences, Life Insurance, Area Protection… And much more! Residences and Protected Area. Start the game with a residence that you can easily set with the /sethome command. Obtain additional residences at a cost of 50 Tokens each. Obtain a protected area of 16 X 16 X 255 (CHUNK) for 100 Tokens… Unique Gaming Experience. But enough blabla, come join us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.