Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

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Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6405	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7601	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blowing Flags Mineville

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come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

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Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BeautiFulSMPViews

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Have you ever seen a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the scenery is so breathtaking, you’ll swear you’re in a fantasy world. Join us and witness the majestic sight of llamas racing against creepers, and chickens laying golden eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwkwardCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground love shack where players can roleplay awkward post-sex conversations with each other. Imagine the hilarity of someone whispering “Do you think creepers watch us?” right after a steamy session in our pixelated paradise. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and endless laughter!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7264	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Sugarcane Chromo Fun Land

agriculture, Chromo, chromosome translocations, crop improvement, Development, Fun, genetic mapping, genetics, GISH system, hybridization techniques, in situ hybridization, individual chromosomal transmission, Land, Molecular biology, novel, oligo-genomic, plant breeding, researchers, Sugarcane, sugarcane progeny, T. arundinaceum, Technology, Unveil

So, like, this Minecraft server is like totally wild, dude. It’s like the researchers of the gaming world, developing crazy cool stuff like the oligo-genomic in situ hybridization (GISH) system.

You can unveil all the novel chromosome translocations and individual chromosomal transmissions of T. arundinaceum in sugarcane progeny. Like, who wouldn’t want to do that in a Minecraft server, amirite?

Join us for a mind-blowing experience where you can explore the depths of genetic mysteries while building epic structures and battling creepers. It’s like science class meets adventure time, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this totally rad server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What is the IP for CircleToonsHD Minecraft Server?

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CircleToonsHD is a popular animator and content creator known for his humorous and colorful animations on YouTube. With a focus on animation skits, parodies, and gaming content, he has amassed a dedicated following of over 1 million subscribers. His unique art style and comedic timing have made him a standout presence in the online animation community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tiny smp but with big dreams and a side of java

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Minecraft Server Overview
Homes/waypoints/Claims New biomes New dungeons Shops/Currency Pets/Plushies New decoration blocks Pokémon Holiday Events Events Requirements to join: Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

Minecraft Server Overview

Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to join:

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the google form here.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1 Java.
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legitimate Minecraft account in order to join the server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and welcoming to all players.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, players must be over 18 years old to join the server.
What are some of the features available on the server?	The server offers homes/waypoints/claims, new biomes, new dungeons, shops/currency, pets/plushies, new decoration blocks, Pokémon, holiday events, and regular events.
What are the requirements to join?	Players must be over 18, have Discord and join the server’s Discord channel, and be as active as possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Farms Harvested:	461
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Pixel Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through different campaigns where you’ll fight the same bosses over and over again because they’re just too genius to only fight once. Trust us, you’ll never get bored with our server – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, come join the insanity and see if you have what it takes to defeat those super genius bosses!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.