HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Void Gems Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3