so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
Potions Brewed: 140 Buildings Constructed: 13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 91
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY