so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Dimension Hops: 7 Enchantments Applied: 131
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
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