| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8212 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 729 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Lithuanian minecraft server!
mc.hardmc.lt
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4595 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 7096 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 144 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 284 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6069 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 404 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?
So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5146 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7731 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8556 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7105 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2489 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3914 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8269 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 212 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1437 | Crops Grown: | 5383 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Votes: | 1797 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6773 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2668 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5090 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 277 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7647 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8417 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4453 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 70 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7828 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 186 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 7987 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
