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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
New Chunks Explored: 670860 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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