HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

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ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Potions Brewed:	178	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoPurgeCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchantments Applied:	172
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	458043	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	131
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2577
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Buildings Constructed:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3051

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Crops Grown:	5972	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!