Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

    Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

    We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

    So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BabyCraftLand

    BabyCraftLand
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

    Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

    But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

    So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Awkwardly Normal

    Awkwardly Normal
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

    So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HezbollahHaterCraft

    HezbollahHaterCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

    Minecraft Server Information

    IP Address mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord invite link Discord Invite Link
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    Overview

    The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

    Features

    • The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
    • Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy navigation
    • Land-claiming system for player protection
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Part of a growing network with additional server options

    Rules

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Don’t be the reason for new rules
    9. Use common sense

    FAQ

    Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

    A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

    Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

    A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

    Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

    A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

    Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

    A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

    Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

    A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 252
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Weird Trade Minecraft Server

    Weird Trade Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

    Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ASLWedding Minecraft Server

    ASLWedding Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

    But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

    Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyLoveLifeFix

    CraftyLoveLifeFix
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

    Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Enchantments Applied: 186
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WarCraftMinecraftSMP

    WarCraftMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is a battleground of epic proportions, where players fight for glory, honor, and the last slice of virtual pizza. We have factions waging wars over who has the best pet llama, and alliances forming over who can build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems, and a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to overthrow the ruling class of pigs.

    If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join us and become a part of the madness – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyBedBloopers

    BlockyBedBloopers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6610

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Altering Fate/Grand Order

    MineCraft Server: /fgo alter/ – Altering Fate/Grand Order
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than summoning the “Lostbelt No.5 (Olympus)”? Well, look no further because our server is like a singularity repair support campaign for your gaming needs! Join us on a journey more wild than a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline and experience adventures crazier than a Damage Calculator gone haywire.

    Our server is so lit, it’s like a Rateup in FGO JP on steroids! Future Materials Spreadsheet? We’ve got that covered. FGO Event Compendium? We’ve got it all. Drop Rates? We’ve got the inside scoop. Our server is like the FGO Raw Database of Minecraft servers – full of hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    So if you’re ready to level up your gaming experience and embark on a quest more thrilling than a Summoning “Lostbelt No.5 (Atlantis)” Pickup Summon, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s gonna be a ride crazier than a berserker on a sugar rush!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cyber Security News Minecraft SMP

    Cyber Security News Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild ride through the Nether, with more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret alliances that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap. Plus, our information sources are so reliable, they make Herobrine look like a noob. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SexualFlexMinecraftSMP

    SexualFlexMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to show off your best sexual flex in the virtual world. From building giant phallic structures to creating pixelated love nests, the possibilities are endless! Who needs diamonds when you can have a good time with your blocky buddies? So come on, join us and let your Minecraft fantasies run wild!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SnackCraftForeignGoods

    SnackCraftForeignGoods
    Are you tired of eating the same old boring snacks in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world of exotic and foreign foods that will blow your mind (and taste buds) away!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual marketplace, filled with vendors selling everything from spicy Cheetos from Mexico to matcha Kit Kats from Japan. But be careful, because rumor has it there’s a secret vendor who sells enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare and valuable snacks guarded by a fierce army of snack-loving zombies. Defeat them and claim your delicious rewards!

    So why settle for boring old Minecraft snacks when you can join our server and feast on the most outrageous and delicious treats from around the world? Join now and let the snacking adventure begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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