Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre

    Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    So why are so many Indians dying from diarrhea, you ask? Well, that’s just one of the many mysteries waiting to be solved on our server. Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • UnforgtbleLifeMomnt – Minecraft SMP

    UnforgtbleLifeMomnt – Minecraft SMP
    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in a dark cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire inventory. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that guarantees you’ll never have to deal with those pesky green creatures again! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic and hilarious moments of your Minecraft life, from building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HeartCraftMC

    HeartCraftMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t spark joy in your blocky heart? Well, look no further, because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that those who complete his challenges will be rewarded with untold riches and eternal glory.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner blocky warrior run free. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Zombie Dances: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • NasrallahsDemise Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsDemise Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the funniest mods and craziest builds u ever seen! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can talk, it’s a real party up in here.

    u wanna know why u should join? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player on our server found a secret chest filled with diamonds and emeralds, but when they tried to take it, a giant chicken came out of nowhere and started chasing them around the map! it was hilarious, trust me.

    oh, and did i mention we have a special event every week where players have to fight a dragon while riding on sheep? yeah, it’s as insane as it sounds.

    so what are u waiting for? come join the madness and have the time of ur life on our minecraft server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Items Found: 2935
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NasrallahsGoneLOL

    NasrallahsGoneLOL
    OMG GUYS, u gotta join this server cuz like, the IDF just said Nasrallah is dead on it! Like, can u believe it? We got rid of that dude in Minecraft, how epic is that? Join now to be part of the craziest Minecraft server where we take down world leaders and stuff. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff. Let’s goooooo!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Potions Brewed: 181 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    SMP – Chaos Lite: Where we follow the rules (kinda)

    Insomniacs SMP – Season 2 Overview

    Server Name Insomniacs SMP – Season 2
    Platform Minecraft Bedrock
    Server IP insomnia.minecraft.pe
    Port 60272

    About the Insomniacs SMP – Season 2

    Attention, Bedrock players! Are you ready for the ultimate Semi-Anarchy, Semi-Modded experience? This season promises a thrilling mix of freedom, survival, and unexpected surprises. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or love teaming up with others, this is your chance to dive into a world where anything can happen!

    Join a community-driven world where you can:

    • Team up or go solo to build mega-bases, explore vast landscapes, and embark on epic adventures.
    • Take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes and collect rare resources to dominate the server.
    • Show off your creative building skills with massive structures or intricate designs.

    Prepare for the chaos and join the adventure today – Season 2 awaits! Are you ready to survive?

    Discord: Join our Discord server

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is Insomniacs SMP? Insomniacs SMP is a Minecraft server focused on semi-anarchy and semi-modded gameplay.
    How can I join the server? You can join by entering the server IP: insomnia.minecraft.pe and Port: 60272 on your Minecraft Bedrock client.
    Is the server community-driven? Yes, the server encourages players to team up, build together, and create epic adventures.
    Are there survival challenges on the server? Yes, players can take on survival challenges in dangerous biomes to collect rare resources.
    How can I show off my creative builds? You can showcase your creative building skills by constructing massive structures or intricate designs in the world.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server

    Neoliberal Oppression Minecraft Server
    Tired of being oppressed by neoliberal policies? Join our Minecraft server and demand apologies from every country in the world! Especially those sneaky Australians and crafty Poles. Fight for justice and equality in a virtual world where you can build your own utopia free from oppression. Plus, we have llamas that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Join now and let’s show those world leaders who’s boss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour

    Apparently Enna Minecraft SMP will be joining the Nornis Live Tour
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s made of cheese), and weekly dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret ability to ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat made of diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CraftyFriendz

    CraftyFriendz
    Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and petty arguments in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can show off your virtual bling without worrying about jealous friends trying to bring you down. Build your own sapphire palace and admire it in the virtual sunlight all day long – no judgment here!

    Plus, if anyone tries to start trouble, just tell them to “fuck off and mind their business” – because on our server, you’re the boss! Join now for a drama-free, bling-filled adventure like no other.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Potions Brewed: 112

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • NasrallahsGoneWild

    NasrallahsGoneWild
    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT NASRALLAH DEAD! YEAH U HEARD RIGHT, WE TOOK HIM DOWN IN A MINECRAFT BATTLE TO THE DEATH! NOW U CAN COME AND CELEBRATE WITH US BY BUILDING A SHRINE IN HIS HONOR OR WHATEVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS. SO COME ON OVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! NASRALLAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition

    VaxBlock Party: 2020 Kids Edition
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! This server is lit AF, like seriously lit. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who were born in 2020 and 2021. They were like, “Yo, we need more vaccines in our lives.” So they joined this server and BAM! Suddenly, they had all the vaccines they could ever dream of. No more vaccine hesitancy for them!

    But wait, there’s more. Not only will you have access to all the vaccines you need, but you’ll also be protected from vaccine-preventable diseases. That’s right, no more worrying about getting sick in Minecraft. It’s a game-changer, literally.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and level up your vaccine game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you’ll be part of a community that’s all about overcoming financial barriers and vaccine-related misinformation. It’s a win-win, my friends. Let’s do this!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!

    LanderYT’s Hermitcraft Knockoff: Where the 16+ LGBTQ+ Vanilla Adventures Begin!
    Welcome to LanderYT SMP
    We are the LanderYT SMP, we are a community that started in October 2021 and are looking for more members. We added some small tweaks to the server to make it more suitable for everyone.
    Some of our tweaks:
    • Custom texture pack: A few of our amazing members have drawn up some exquisite custom items, which you are recommended to use on the server. They are completely unintrusive to the gameplay on the server. A few of our textures are: Shop permits from Hermitcraft, custom hats and weapons. Keep in mind, the custom hats and weapons do not add any extra functionality, keeping the server as vanilla as possible
    • The only teleport command of /spawn: Once again, in an effort to keep the server as vanilla as possible, we only allow the use of /spawn in the overworld. This encourages the development of roads and highways on the server.
    • Datapacks from Hermitcraft: We installed a decent number of datapacks that the Hermits use on their server, such as Single player sleep, player heads, armor statues and more!
    • DiscordSRV: Discord and Minecraft chat are now interchangeable, making communication much easier!
    • CoreProtect: Since we are a friendly community, we do not condone any sort of harm done to people’s gameplay experience. Therefore, the presence of CoreProtect once again reinforces our vision to make the LanderYT SMP a memorable place for potential players.
    Events are hosted semi-frequently on the server, whose rewards are event coins, which you can only use to buy shulker boxes (since the end has yet to open) and cosmetic items mentioned above.
    We also have a small staff team whose main goal is to maintain the moderate level of peace and harmony in the Minecraft server as well as on discord. We cannot guarantee that everything in chat will be moderated, but we will try our best and listen to concerns of the community.
    Application process:
    You are expected to fill in a high-effort application form in order to join the server. Values such as your playstyle, previous experience on servers and your expectations to us will be heavily considered in the acceptance of your application.
    Join us now: https://discord.gg/v2RRck9KWn

    FAQs

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: We allow certain client-side mods that do not provide an unfair advantage to players. Please check our Discord for the list of approved mods.

    Q: How often are events hosted on the server?

    A: Events are hosted semi-frequently, typically once a week. Keep an eye on our Discord announcements for event schedules.

    Q: Are griefing and trolling allowed on the server?

    A: No, we have a zero-tolerance policy towards griefing and trolling. Any such behavior will result in immediate banishment from the server.

    Q: How do I report a player for misconduct?

    A: Please reach out to our staff team on Discord with evidence of the misconduct, and we will investigate the issue promptly.

    Q: What are the server rules regarding language and behavior?

    A: We expect all players to maintain a respectful and courteous attitude towards others. Any form of harassment, discrimination, or offensive language is strictly prohibited.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Block Party – Minecraft Server

    Block Party – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9353 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

    Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

    Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

    DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

    So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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