Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Divine Spears Created: 28
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pi Plays Pokémon

    Pi Plays Pokémon
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, bro. like, imagine if a math constant, like, played a Pokemon game before you did. like, mind blown, right? well, that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server. like, the mobs are all, like, dressed up as Pokemon and they battle each other. it’s like a Pokemon showdown in Minecraft, bro.

    and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra shiny because they’re infused with the power of the math constant. so, like, when you mine them, you level up instantly and get, like, superpowers.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can, like, train your own Pokemon and battle other players? yeah, bro, it’s like a whole new world down there.

    so, like, if you want to experience the ultimate crossover of math, Pokemon, and Minecraft, then you gotta join this server, bro. it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever go on.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Animals Bred: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server

    Duck Tales: The Quackening – a not-so-vanilla Minecraft server
    Server Name Ducking SMP
    Theme Ducks
    Server Type Minecraft
    Version 1.21.1
    Discord Join our Discord
    Subreddit Visit our Subreddit

    Overview:

    Calling all Duckies! Our server mascot may be ducks, but we offer so much more. Dive into a world of creativity and collaboration, inspired by Hermitcraft.

    Why Join Us?

    • Quacktastic Builds: From duck statues to serene ponds.
    • Friendly Community: Supportive and welcoming players.
    • Events & Challenges: Regular fun with awesome prizes.
    • Active Staff: Always here to help.
    • 18+ Only: Mature, respectful atmosphere.
    • Safe Environment: Whitelisting and grief protection.
    • Welcome Boxes: Essentials to get you started.
    • Creative Server: Plan and design before building.

    FAQ:

    How do I join the server?

    To join our server, please visit our Discord or subreddit for more information on how to apply for whitelist.

    What do I need to start playing on the server?

    Once you are whitelisted, you will receive a welcome box with essentials to help you get started.

    Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players. Please refer to our Discord or subreddit for the full list of rules.

    Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

    Absolutely! We regularly host fun events and challenges with exciting prizes for participants. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

    Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?

    Yes, our server is for players aged 18 and above to maintain a mature atmosphere.

    How can I get help if I have any issues on the server?

    Our staff members are always available to assist you with any problems or questions you may have. You can reach out to them through our Discord or in-game messaging.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Tank Girls Minecraft Server

    Tank Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of Minecraft and cute anime girls? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the cutest lasses from GuP! Join us for a chance to battle it out with your favorite tank girls in epic PvP battles. But be warned, they may look cute, but they’ll crush you with their tank skills! So come join us for a kawaii time and see if you can handle the firepower of these adorable warriors. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Hey guys, rddt Minecraft SMP here

    Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard your rddt falls off, then look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and having epic battles with llamas armed with diamond swords.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, and a maze filled with hidden treasure (and a few traps, but who’s counting?).

    So if you’re ready to rddt your rddt and have the time of your life, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of rddts, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ConcertCraft EarlyExit

    ConcertCraft EarlyExit
    Are you tired of going to concerts with your significant other and not being able to hear a single word the artist is singing? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about muddy sound or loud bass ruining your experience again!

    On our server, you can build your own concert venue with perfect acoustics and invite all your friends to enjoy crystal clear performances from virtual artists like Pink. No more arguments about leaving early or ruining the show for your partner – on our server, everyone can have a blast without any drama!

    So come join us and create the ultimate concert experience in Minecraft – your ears will thank you! Plus, you won’t have to worry about spending $300 on tickets, because everything is free in our virtual world. Let’s rock on together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Potions Brewed: 157
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Farms Harvested: 884
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP

    LessonsFromSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because on our server, the biggest lesson you’ll learn is how to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen! Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Creepin’ Normalized

    Creepin’ Normalized
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of normalizing dangerous activities in a hilariously fun way! Forget about boring old safety precautions, on our server, we encourage players to dive headfirst into lava pits, play chicken with creepers, and ride pigs off cliffs like it’s nobody’s business.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have collectively decided that falling into ravines is the new extreme sport? Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where the only rule is to have as much chaotic fun as possible.

    So if you’re tired of playing it safe in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become a legend for surviving the most outrageous stunts and challenges our server has to offer. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to push the boundaries of what’s considered “normal” in the world of gaming.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ElectionFailsMC Server

    ElectionFailsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia, china, and iran are teaming up to stoke false election claims! it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form! build your own conspiracy theories and battle it out with other players to see who can spread the most fake news! will you be the master manipulator or the ultimate truth-seeker? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlazinBeirutCraft

    BlazinBeirutCraft
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of surviving a crazy Israeli airstrike in Beirut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop action and chaos as you navigate through the aftermath of a fiery explosion, dodging debris and building your way to safety.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit on your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a more intense and adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Israeli airstrike in Beirut Minecraft server! Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Jewtopia Minecraft Server

    Jewtopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mystical Potion of Infinite Luck, granting you the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what wacky surprises await you around every corner. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉🐷💎🐔🍀🐰

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 87
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 101

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is that you must have a big dick to join. Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about flexing your pixelated package and showing off your blocky bulge to the world.

    Join us for some outrageous adventures, like the time we all dressed up as sexy villagers and seduced the Ender Dragon into giving us all of its loot. Or the time we built a giant statue of a penis out of diamond blocks just for the lols.

    But beware, there are rival factions on the server who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and your dignity. So strap on your best armor and get ready to defend your honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show us what you’re packing. Just remember, size matters in this world of blocky debauchery.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Ores Mined: 7945 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest

    CrushCraft SMP: LostInterest
    Are you tired of getting your heart broken in the dating game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to escape all that drama!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about crushes breaking your heart again because here, the only thing breaking will be blocks! Whether you’re building a majestic castle or embarking on a daring adventure, there’s always something fun to do on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that one player’s crush actually turned out to be a creeper in disguise! Can you imagine the horror of thinking you found your soulmate, only to have them explode in your face? Yikes!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and leave all your romantic troubles behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds, am I right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Towns Built: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Falling into the Void: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by sneaky creepers? Do you suspect that those innocent-looking villagers are actually plotting against you? Then come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all conspiracy theories, no matter how absurd they may sound!

    Join us and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of all the cows in the server – was it really just a glitch or is there a secret cow cult operating in the shadows? And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Will you join forces with them or will you face their wrath as they peck you to oblivion?

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and dive headfirst into a world of conspiracy theories, mystery, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what adventures await you in this wacky and wild land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Animals Bred: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5718
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9716 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno

    NukeCraft: Isfahan Inferno
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join our lit Minecraft server, cuz we got more explosions and fire than the Isfahan Nuclear facility in Iran! Trust me, it’s like a firework show on steroids up in here! We got creepers blowing up left and right, lava pits hotter than your ex’s mixtape, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire cities in a day and then blow them up just for fun! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! Plus, our mods are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails and will hook you up with all the diamond gear you could ever want.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, destruction, and pure insanity that is Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your fireproof pants, cuz things are about to get HOT!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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