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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Alien Abductions: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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