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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 3013 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8866 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!