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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7687 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 580 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!
Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!
So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!