Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the law with a iron pickaxe! Just like the city worker who bravely stood his ground to prevent a handicapped woman from driving down a closed street, we enforce our rules with no exceptions.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time a player tried to sneak past our vigilant moderators by disguising themselves as a block of dirt. Needless to say, they didn’t fool us for long!

Our server is so exclusive, even the most determined players will have to call in backup from their Minecraft-savvy sons just to navigate our treacherous terrain. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us on our server, where the rules are strict, the adventures are wild, and the laughs are endless. Just remember, no driving down closed streets allowed – even if you have a handicapped parking tag!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Villages Defended: 11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
Holy Grails Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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