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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Servers

  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 291 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Towns Built: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vestria

    Vestria

    Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7612 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OreoMC

    OreoMC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Farms Harvested: 202 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YomNetwork

    YomNetwork

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2971 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlayFuse

    PlayFuse

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Dimension Hops: 1 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeLand

    PokeLand

    Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cosmos SMP

    Cosmos SMP

    The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 816791 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Respawn

    Respawn

    Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17
    New Chunks Explored: 174488 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineverso

    Mineverso

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cavern SMP

    Cavern SMP

    Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Runes Activated: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Zombie Dances: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infection Network

    Infection Network

    Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fewer Network

    Fewer Network

    Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Crops Grown: 1563 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BD ZONE

    BD ZONE

    Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus Factions

    Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Runes Activated: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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