Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 126 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Runes Activated: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5859 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Towns Built: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Mines Excavated: 1163 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 856366 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Pirata

    Mine Pirata

    MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Elemental Crystals Collected: 48
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dungeon Realms

    Dungeon Realms

    DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 212 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Farms Harvested: 716 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SloMine

    SloMine

    Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 7801 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 1098 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BendersMC

    BendersMC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CarbonCraftXYZ

    CarbonCraftXYZ

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2312 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3122 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Playblocks

    Playblocks

    PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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