Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Dimension Hops: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Mines Excavated: 4632

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 22

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BiscuitSMP

    BiscuitSMP

    Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineFruit

    MineFruit

    Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLCraft by CraftersLand

    RLCraft by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Potions Brewed: 85
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 19

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 159
    Star Shards Collected: 238 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 84
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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