Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 575288 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8433 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Just Minecraft

    Just Minecraft

    At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDOT

    MineDOT

    New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyWars

    SkyWars

    The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Magic Items Found: 3141
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Emeralds Found: 433 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7679 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Farms Harvested: 581 Dragon Eggs Found: 3930

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Animals Bred: 104
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3094 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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