Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Farms Harvested: 303
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8097

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 977 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Emeralds Found: 7980
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCPlayNetwork

    MCPlayNetwork

    Join mcplay.biz and experience the freedom Minecraft survival life.Website – www.mcplay.bizYou need to follow the rules, but the rules are simple and often don’t need to be bothered!We provide servers in Japan.You don’t speak Japanese? No problem! Support is available in Japanese and English. You can use whatever language you want in the chat!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HowlMC

    HowlMC

    HowlMC is a modded-plugin hybrid server where classic mods like Biomes o’ Plenty, Alex’s Mobs, Botania, Create, and quark meet classic plugins like Towny, Essentials, and Crates! Install the modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/we-heart-raccoons) and join us at howlmc.net!HowlMC has something for everyone: • 10 FREE ranks with donor perks including /fly and /nick! • Scaling difficulty • Per-player loot chests • Discord integration • Biomes o’ Plenty and Terralith • Botany mod • Create mod • Online maps • Towny …And much more!!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5883 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JNJ Network

    JNJ Network

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Some

    Some

    Plots? What about WORLDS? On our server, each player automatically receive his own world(s)! Worlds sizes are dynamic starting from 320×320(map width in blocks!) for players up to 3248×3248 and more for for the higher ranks. Worlds are configurable: You can add member, set it public/private, choose generator/seed, disable physics, projectiles and many more. You can even like somebody’s world. (Forever alone version: You can even like your world!) Here you can see the screenshot from “/world settings”: http://i.imgur.com/JMnHQqT.jpg Players are granted permanent access to WorldEdit straight away after joining with base limit of 50.000 blocks(per one operation). And VoxelSniper for voting everyday as well as doubled WE limit which is 100.000 blocks!(per one operation) Unique plugins developed for our creative server to provide the best building experience, ever. Players can team up and get ranks together. Highly experienced administration. You want to finish your project from other server? No problem! We can upload your project to your own world.(limited to bigger projects) Then you can download your world at any time with just one command and upload it here on Planet Minecraft!You can check out projects from our server here: http://www.planetminecraft.com/collection/14415/aliquam-builds/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA Vanilla

    MCNSA is a great community that has lasted over 4 years. Player vs. Environment, no griefing allowed. Claims, ranks, custom chat.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Wild

    The Wild

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WinterCrest

    WinterCrest

    IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM The perfect server to make new friends! Looking for a non-grief community that welcomes you upon every login? Well WinterCrest is for you!We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players! Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! Just ask our dedicated player base! ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When youre feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players! Here at WinterCrest, we ensure our staff members know exactly what they are doing, and have knowledgeable experience of our server. You will rank up in accordance to your maturity, helpfulness and general vibe towards your fellow players. We believe that our staff are fair, consistent, friendly and responsible at all times.You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse towards players. That said, every member of our staff plays legitimate survival like any normal player.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Gods Slained: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 69
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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