Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Gods Slained: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Villages Defended: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Epic Quests Completed: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Emeralds Found: 660

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3203
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 73 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Villages Defended: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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