Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Servers

  • VoxelMC

    VoxelMC

    VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Moon Landing

    Moon Landing

    Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8068 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lucent PvP

    Lucent PvP

    LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 526
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Armada Network

    The Armada Network

    ╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 7318 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Salt & Light

    Salt & Light

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kings Peace

    Kings Peace

    Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ores Mined: 5006
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xironite

    Xironite

    Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

    Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Emeralds Found: 6478
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Ores Mined: 1007
    Gods Slained: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Timeless

    Timeless

    IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9591 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NeoUni

    NeoUni

    【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】 ・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC.NOOB.LV

    MC.NOOB.LV

    from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Modesty

    Modesty

    Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecafe

    Minecafe

    We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Villages Defended: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lootcraft

    Lootcraft

    Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    New Chunks Explored: 261783 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WheatField

    WheatField

    WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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