Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Buildings Constructed: 27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Cosmo Survival

    Cosmo Survival

    Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 796238

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SimpleZone

    SimpleZone

    Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 2696
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astoria

    Astoria

    Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mines Excavated: 1614
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Emeralds Found: 6850
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Runes Activated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199 Crops Grown: 8900
    Chimeras Created: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Enchantments Applied: 267
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Star Shards Collected: 109
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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