hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9122	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Potions Brewed:	32	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Emeralds Found:	6026	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	235
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	1226
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2845
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	149
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5504
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	7774
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Buildings Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Animals Bred:	124
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	6