so like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers sellin diamond armor for dirt cheap.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5339
Dragon Scales Harvested: 198 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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