HamasHushCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	8151	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Farms Harvested:	584
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6254	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	131

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RentSplitCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5431	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	2