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CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Animals Bred:	68	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	New Chunks Explored:	585919
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Animals Bred:	41
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

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Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	102
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	787	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4